Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

Normally the Seniors (Evergreens) meet on a Friday at 08.00 hours. During the winter months (November - March) this is 08.30 hours.

The Captain - Ray Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale, Colin Jones and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

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John told me last week  his wife didn’t believe him when he said he was going to make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when he drove pasta

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.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

...............you won't get a frosty reception!

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With the clocks having gone back

the Senior's draw is now   08.30 hrs!

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Texas scramble.

The frozen tundra that was Deanwood this week only had six holes open on Friday so I don't believe there was a contest but being tucked up n-ice and warm at home I don't really know!

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STAY SAFE!

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Next week.

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Who is this?

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Have you heard this one ?

"Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I never seed nobody done it.

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Who said?

You don't need a roadmap for this one you need a passport!

Was it:

a)  Bob Bruce

b)  David Brenner  or

c) Jay Conley ?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

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The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale) 

06/01/25

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Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from Friar Jones)

08/01/25

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Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Answers:

It's Gabriella Ruffels

It was c) Jay Cronley

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com