Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

The Seniors ( Evergreens ) meet every Friday at 08.30 hrs.

The Captain - Raymond Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

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.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

....even if we are flagging over the festive season!

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Boxing Day.

Well, the Seniors must have had a great Christmas as no-one turned up to play on Boxing Day!

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We don't have a Grinch, we have a Leaf Monster!!

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Next week.

####### The January Medal #######

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Who is this?

Can you name both of these people and also the film?

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Have you heard this one ?

An Irish father asked his daughter  "Where have you been all this time? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call?"

The girl crying replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."

"Whaaa!!? Out of here you shameless harlot! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, daddy. If that's your wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for £4 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for you daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club and an invitation for you all to spend a fun New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it ye said you had become, again?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "A prostitute dad!"

"Oh! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old man a hug!"

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Who said?

It's all in the hips!

Was it:

a)  Happy Gilmore

b)  Shooter McGavin                          or

c)  Chubbs Peterson      ?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

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The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale)

22/ 12 / 25

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Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from The Elders)

24/ 12 / 25

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Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Several dates still to be confirmed.

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Answers:

It's Will Smith and Matt Damon in 'The Legend of Bagger Vance'.

It was c) Chubbs Peterson

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com